fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

mujertropical:

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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the-tabularium:

notexactlylegal:

jackthevulture:

sallykie:

Toothless, ropes and scars

Im so glad someone made this photoset because its one of my favorite details of Toothless’s design. 

Yess 
I actually hadn’t noticed a couple of these!

I am so glad that I’m not the only one to notice these! They break my heart every time. It’s this level of incredible detail that makes these movies fantastic!

sapphicsnorlax:

Jack Pattillo was the driving force behind putting together a 25 hour charity drive for a children’s hospital and was so touched by the donations that he cried at the end.

Fuck you if you don’t have some love for Jack Pattillo.

You know who doesn’t like Jack Pattillo?

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ireallyhatecornnuts:

books-are-my-entire-life:

estrellaestallando:

books-are-my-entire-life:

I am a potato in a field of flowers.

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these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now?

this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with

Potato plants are a member of the nightshade family and is toxic so you also have the potential to poison your enemies (with you know, the leaves and stems, not the roots that we eat).

The more you know.

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

To people who say Gen and Danneel are beards

grandpacain:

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lifeofabarbecue:

arefinedrascal:

mrzim:

right in the feels

the rarity of kindness

Homeless people tend to be among the most generous people I’ve ever met.

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle