if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Toothless, ropes and scars
Im so glad someone made this photoset because its one of my favorite details of Toothless’s design.
I actually hadn’t noticed a couple of these!
I am so glad that I’m not the only one to notice these! They break my heart every time. It’s this level of incredible detail that makes these movies fantastic!
Jack Pattillo was the driving force behind putting together a 25 hour charity drive for a children’s hospital and was so touched by the donations that he cried at the end.
Fuck you if you don’t have some love for Jack Pattillo.
You know who doesn’t like Jack Pattillo?
I am a potato in a field of flowers.
these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now?
this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with
Potato plants are a member of the nightshade family and is toxic so you also have the potential to poison your enemies (with you know, the leaves and stems, not the roots that we eat).
The more you know.
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
i will always find a way out
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
This means so much to me
best line ever
right in the feels
the rarity of kindness
Homeless people tend to be among the most generous people I’ve ever met.