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47 years old and still as awesome as ever..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!! (April 24th 1967)
Quote from a retired Disney princess, who was one of the first Snow Whites.
Words to live by.
Same for adults ;) Gaston are you reading this?
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts
THE TOP ONE THO
"Girls with armpit hair are gross "
bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up
one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
“It was miserable. I spent about four hours in prosthetics ’cause all those hooks and pieces through the wrists and cuffs and everything, and once I was done I walked on stage and they hooked me up. Cuffs around both wrists and both ankles and then just a belt harness [around my waist] so I was wired up with five different wires. Five guys wrenched me up about 13 feet in the air. I had so much [fake] blood all over me, the harness slipped and the buckle was piercing into my hip. I’m hanging there, all of my weight on this one buckle digging into my hip, and I hung there for what felt like ages and it got so bad that tears were rolling down my face and I was like, ‘let me down, you gotta let me down.’ It was tough, but it turned out to be a really cool shot.”
"We’re not telling you to hate yourself, we’re telling you to hate the system and to be in solidarity with those who are affected by your privilege."
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG
*casually kicking a dead guy*
I hadn’t even NOTICED THAT!
it’s the ‘PLS RESPOND’ that gets me
THE ROAD SO FAR
FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.
I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.
I am pee
Things that are scary:
- getting up in class
- coughing in class
- reading out loud in class
- answering a question in class
- turning a test in first in class
my mom wanted to watch supernatural so i asked her what episode she left off on and she said “they were in their car and there was a lot of tension”
that is so specific i mean, it’s not like every two scenes are EXACTLY THAT